Sunday Funnies

Hello, I hope your having a good weekend. Today I will be enjoying another Patriots Playoff game. One more win and we are off to the Superbowl! For some Sunday Funnies I chose these amusing news stories. I think you'll get a kick out of them. Have a great Sunday,
Thanks for visiting,
Janet :)

Students at a new Utah high school are facing disappointment after their choice for a new school mascot was rejected for one of the strangest reasons possible:
The Canyons School Board refused to accept the Cougar as a mascot out of fear that it might offend older women. In the current edition of the Webster Dictionary, the second definition for cougar sights a slang terminology that refers to "a middle-aged woman seeking a romantic relationship with a younger man." To say that the board's reaction to having a school play as the Cougars was a bit over the top is certainly an understatement!

Patricia Deshong, 25, and Quentin Deshong, 22, were arrested Jan. 7 in Metal Township, Penn., after attempting to blow up a vehicle using flaming tampons. The incident took outside of a bar and, as a result, the duo were arrested on a variety of charges, including attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief

Beezow what?
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies!

Timothy Clark probably didn't think his plan through when he allegedly shoplifted from a Wal-Mart at the same time that police were holding their "Shop With A Cop" charity event


  1. Bop Bop Zop is a bit ...surreal. Funny stories :). Are you really playing baseball? Or I misunderstood? Oh my, if you really do I really NEED proof of that :)). Lovely.

  2. Thanks for the funny stories. Are you sure the guy's name wasn't Beezelbub? LOL

  3. You did misunderstand Unikorna, but I can understand why, It's our local football team I'm talking about, we were playing today to get into the big Superbowl game, and we won, so off we go to the big game!
    thanks for the comment xo

  4. Good one Da Dude lol! your welcomed for the stories and thanks for the comment :)